Kids Say the Darnedest Things
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Kids Say the Darnedest Things

Kids say the funniest things. A friend of mine told me about a quote book that she keeps of the funny things her kids say. I have the book and a bunch of
sticky notes stuck to it with things from the boys. Here are a few of my favorites.

1. Current Favorite …
Will – “It’s so dark!” Any time he walks into a room without lights on it is “So dark, Mommy. So dark!”

2. Jack “I just found nature.” We were camping with friends and the boys were exploring a park. Jack came around the corner with a rock and announced

3. Will – “Yatch this.” (Watch this) He says this constantly.

4. Jack – “This is the best mud , it is type 70.” On a camping trip he was playing on the beach with friends and they were shooting mud with super soakers.
Jack said this to one of this friends.

5. Jack – “If we had a boy dog too, he and Mulligan could lay babies.”

6. Will – “I go work.” He says walking through the kitchen with a play phone and backpack. He goes into the garage as if to get in the car, then
comes walking back in and says
“I eat lunch now.”

7. Jack – “Does Jesus have a bunny that lays eggs with candy in them.” Jim – “No.” Jack – “Then where is the Easter bunny from.” Jim – “Go ask your

8. Jack – “What if I made a snowball as big as the Earth. It would take me 100 hours.”

9. Jack – “If there was a show called Husky Town you would like that.” Said to Jim.

10. Will – “Yietch to meet you.” Translate, “Nice to meet you” as will shakes your hand.

What are some of your children’s favorite quotes?

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  1. “If we had a boy dog too, he and Mulligan could lay babies.”
    This has to be one of the all-time most priceless kid quotes. OMG.
    I am also going to have to add “Yatch this” to my own vocab. (-:

  2. My comment dissapered?! Well I still stand by it, great list. Your boys are very funny. Type 70 I will use In all my future mud discussions.

    1. Sarah says:

      Sorry, we were migrating the site design and your comment from yesterday got eaten. Thanks for coming back.

      Yes, you should make sure you are always using type 70 mud, because type 60 just isn’t good enough.

  3. Love these – I’ve got to get myself ready for this kind of fun with boys! Type 70 mud was my favorite – how do they come up with these things?

  4. Haha! I had to laugh at the first one because my 2 yo girl does and says the exact same thing!
    Your boys are so cute with these!

  5. So funny, made me laugh. I love the one about Jesus and the Easter bunny.
    I should start collecting my son’s quotes.

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